Airplane!

Continuing on the research path from yesterday I feel i need to comment on another find. I read an article about a recent episode in Lindsay Lohans life when she was returning to L.A from Tampa. Now i have no idea if any of this is true or not, but what supposedly happened was that Lindsay threw a tantrum when she didnt get first class tickets to her flight. She is quoted: "You'd better come back and visit me back there in case I die." The article also claims that people were laughing at this. 

Now, this is where i wish to voice my support. You may not be totally wrong there Lindsay. I mean.. dying might be a little exaggeration, but extreme discomfort at least is a correct term. I am a girl (yay, a new piece of info about me!), and i am pretty tall (w00t, two infoes for the price of one!). And i agree Lindsay, flying "normally" is hell. Now, you may not remember quite what its like (you have had money enough for 1.st class for quite some time i assume) so im gonna paint you a picture. Literally! I have tried to make a drawing:

Not only do they cram the seats to tightly together that your knees gets stuffed into the seat in front of you, they have managed to put in a metal bar EXACTLY where your knees are. Any flight longer than 30 seconds (...) is therefore a pain in the.. legs and knees! Now, this won't kill you, but may bruise you up pretty good...! 

So yeah, I hear you Lindsay!